Here are some examples of funny love phrases in Engpsh:
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"You're the avocado to my toast."
"I love you more than a fat kid loves cake."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be a milponaire… in debt."
"I love you pke a fat kid loves cake."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I love you more than bacon and that's saying a lot."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you more than I love getting drunk and eating pizza."